http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/sharpton.asp

http://feeds.penny-arcade.com/~r/pa-mainsite/~3/SPd--VPaeLo/

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1614

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Thanks to Glenn for finding the last of these comments and introducing me to the techni-crabstick world of Stephen Dawson. It seems a few of you have emailed examples of his confusion before and Kelvin has used a few of them. I guess this just proves that, sometimes for weeks at a time, I can barely bring myself to open any SYB emails. Sorry about that *.

*I may not actually be sorry about that.

It’d be unfair of me to tell you what subjects Stephen was commenting on as the poor fucker obviously has no idea himself.

must be love and it must be blind…
Perfect OrdinaryMan, Weymouth, United Kingdom

Love is blind, marriage is a real eye-opener

Washing, showering, clean-clothes… are part of the MATING-RITUAL; once a-couple it is down to the duo to accomodate each-other

Where ’she’ is single for the ENTIRE soccer-season cos ‘he’ refuses to food-shop it is only FAIR ‘he’ provides something [NOT washing] in-return

Most people grow older over-time; gaining-weight… so dumping ‘older-model’…
Stephen Dawson, Manchester, United Kingdom

Ok. Um. You’re saying you stop washing while the footy’s on? Bark once for “yes”.

Yup; yah-boo hysterics loosely-based on Brucie-show [wonderful-audience, so-much better than last-week] is no-way to run-a-country

Why does it take ‘centuries’ to pass a given-law? Those who like the sound of their own-voice belong on a wooden-box with the ‘end-of-the-world’ nutters in public-parks

Simple-laws, written in-English, require little-more than a paragraph or two
Stephen Dawson, Manchester, United Kingdom

I picked that one out because I think I can nearly tell what he’s trying to say. It looks like a moment of awful clarity as Stephen clings to the crumbling edifice of his sanity like Frodo to Mount Doom. From this terrible vantage point of self-knowledge, he stares into the fractal abyss and understands that he’s about to tumble into it once again, his brain bifurcating like a piece of broccoli. Genuinely fucking terrifying.

Darling akin Brown, Lawson, Lamont… ducked creation of Welfare Bucket [public-sector pensions UK£1+ trillion, pharmaceuticals, residential-care...] that ‘will’ be funded by future-taxation & ‘growth’

Borrowing from Welfare Bucket will allow the unemployed create new-businesses with high-risk low-interest [typically zero-percent] loans; £40k seed-capital shared with banks; dog-walking, fashion-design.

Hiding unemployment by creating local-authority ‘jobs’ does NOT create wealth or growth.
Stephen Dawson, Manchester, United Kingdom

… right. Yeah.

Um.

Shall we go for a walk in the park? Yeah? Ok. That’s right, yes, you can stand on your wooden box.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/28thamendment.asp

http://xkcd.com/674/